This is what sorry looks like.
I would like to hereby apologize for mistakenly calling my husband an a**hole.
Now, don’t get the wrong impression. I’m not making up excuses. It was indeed a mistake. I came home after a long, grueling day at work, and was distractedly looking into the refrigerator for something to make for din din. Hubby was going through the mail on the table, and began making fun, as he does every day, of the magazines I get. (Example: Every month, when Oprah magazine arrives, he grabs it and yells: OH MY GOD, LOOK WHO’S ON THE COVER, IT’S OPRAH!!!!! )Tonight, he was making fun of my Guideposts magazines. And I, as I often do, said to Buster: “Very funny, your daddy is such a wise a**.” Only that’s not really what I said. I said “a**hole.” BY MISTAKE! REALLY! BY MISTAKE!!!! And if was not a Freudian slip, either. I have been paying for it all night. So I thought a public apology might get me out of the dog house.
Sorry sweetpea.
